I am back once again to bring you a special update on the Secret Club. Agent Jewish Rubbish lost his way during a jungle trekking event in a forest near Kenya. Ivan probably dispatched an army of wild boars to get the crazy man. He is now MIA. More news on that later.

Since the last update, the Secret Club has been very busy indeed. Emperor Secret has found a side job and Agent Scott has gone back to school. I however, the Knight of Secrecy, am now free as a bird. However, momentarily. As I must confront with the Big O in March. Yes.

The Big O is the one thing that all of us fear. The Big O is simply the abbreviation of Oman which is Ivan's name in Malay. O is also the the third letter in ISO. But there are also the Big I which means Ivan and also the Big S which we are unable to found out what it represents. I must consult with Professor Alberto Einstein with this matter.

Til then.

- Secret