It was a fine morning. Whilst everybody else were still soundly asleep dreaming of naked women sleeping with fuzzy animals, I was busy hacking into one of the General's databases. General Heryadi is his name. You see, I've uncovered a secret that even the leader of the Ivan's Secret Organisation, Sir Ivan, of course, himself is unaware of this secretive secrets of secrets.

General Heryadi is known as a brutal, maniacal and colour-blind general who spearheaded the attack of Mount Rushmore. He is the agent, who was responsible for the victory of the ISO. The Secret Club lost the war as a result of the absence of the 4 leaders. Emperor has gone fishing, Iamfriendly was busy practicing Chop Choy Kung Fu and Parkour-ing with a fellow russian Jedi Knight, Obi-Wan Slanobiski and Robinson Crusoe. I was watching Shrek 2 at that time. The Jewish Leader has gone back to his homeland of Israel to free Iraq.

Therefore, it was one tragic lost.

However, this secret may be the turning point of this war. After weeks of turmoil and losses.. I have finally found the solution that can bring the ISO down!

General Heryadi is in fact.. a woman! Yes, A WOMAN! A female shagdelic bitch.

Here is a picture of General Heryadi. (It was his first time)



After hacking the database, I've extracted a picture of him in a sailor moon outfit here:



However, this is not yet confirmed as we are in need of Local Scientist Alberto Einstein. I will get back to this news as soon as possible!