Breaking the Silence

Right. After days, weeks, years of silence after series of meetings.. of course secret meetings, I would want to break the silence by publishing some news on the ongoing war against 'The Secret Enterprise' of General Ivan.

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On going war..
Source: Yahoo.com
by Alexander Geicht Schimdt

The death toll has been catastrophic. Many secret soldiers have died for their cause. Reports have said that the Secret club has sent black African soldiers dressed in black hooded robes with swords darker than their skin tones, to the lands of the enterprise.

Many have perished indeed. The 406th Secret Tank division of the Secret Club has advanced through the secret ridge of Secret Ridge. A few Jedi Knights were also reportedly seen battling against a Sith Lord of the Secret Enterprise. The bout was definitely brutal and evil resulting to one of the Jedi Knights to be sodomised by a lightsaber.

Barrages have plundered the Fortress of the Secret Club. The enraged Emperor, made the following comments..

"KILL THE BASTARDS!!"

And so he did killed some bastards with some flying Sea Gulls of Never Never Land. But thats not all, The Secret Enterprise sent some Troopers known as The Dragonforce, armed with PSG-1 Sniper Rifles to the city of Secretyolikous, where the Knight is ever watchful. They were later slained. The Knight of Secrecy kept one DF Trooper alive. There are of course many DF Troopers around. You can easily distinguish them.

They are equipped with the most ridiculous wear I have ever seen.

- Tapered pants. Sometimes 3/4.
- Blonde Helmets. (made them look like blonde hair but actually they are not)
- White sandals.
- Pink pale shirts.

The equipments listed are the rudiments of a DF Trooper. Of course there are other highly dangerous accessories like silver rings and silver earrings. Some even have tattoos.. mostly dragon tattoos as to signify their loyalty to the Dragonforce Trooper Regiments. They are usually in group of 3s or 5s. They are regard as highly dangerous.

They will take action if..

- you stare at them
- laugh at them
- confront them

They are also considered extremely dumb by the Knight of Secrecy.

Agent Scott Hiimfriendly (real name) has dispatched spies to the Great Castle of the Enterprise.

King Ivan has sent Star Destroyers to the Secret Club Post Office.

For more latest news, please visit www.thesecretwar.com

- Alex.
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www.secretdeathtolls.com

DEATH TOLL

Secret Enterprise
Black - 687,000,000
White - 333,221
Brown - 12
Yellow - 123,221,999

Ships
Star Destroyers - 0
Destroyers - 17
Rat-6 Aircraft - 88
Ff1 Attack Swift Bird of Doom - 99

Tanks
Ghost-1 - 24
Stealth Attack - 233
Light Hayabusa Tank - 1,011
Heavy Metal Panzer - 23

Special Forces:
Sithlords - 1
DF Troopers - 65

Secret Club
Black - N/A
White - 123,777,000
Brown - 0
Yellow - N/A

Ships
Star Destroyers - 12
Battleships - 80
Tsf-1 Aircrafts - 15
SC-666 Jets - 0

Tanks
Dh-2000 Sherman - 125
Little Boy Jap Tank - 200
Fat Bastard Supreme - 1

Special Forces
Jedi Knights - 2
Spies - 0
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